I hesitate to think of AlibiRobs Carp Checklist Much Less the COST:
Rods; Heavy, Medium, Med Hvy, Light and Noodle, and battery powered CHECK
Reels: Baitcasters, Spinning, Baitrunners, Antique, and backup CHECK
Stainless Steel Rod Pods CHECK
Bite Alarms wired to Industrial Train Whistle, and Cesium 182 Glow Sticks CHECK
Boilies, 31 Flavors, 5 Sized Assorted Colors CHECK
Soaked Corn: Also 31 Flavors, Sorted by Grain Type, graded on Fermentation CHECK
Flashlights; 13 count + Artificial Sun CHECK
Bivouac Shelter for 13 Adults CHECK
Portable Cappuccino Maker and Fish Scaler Combo CHECK
Flame Thrower - with carp camping fire atachments(?) yeah but he has one ---CHECK
Shoulder Fired Heat Seeking Personal Watercraft Missiles CHECKAROONEY!
Chum Launcher; modified transportable Trebuchet CHECK
EDIT: Rob Getting a Ticket from the Warden Because He Forgot His Fishing License:
PRICELESS -- CHECK
